- Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE
sansa has been waiting for this day for four god damn seasons
102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
"I must apologize. I was in error. I saw your clothing, and suddenly felt a longing for an age gone by… That longing caused the ancient tongue to pass my lips."
Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly
Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.
today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer
what does heterosexual creamer even mean
no homogenized milk
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second